You must drive a BMW?

Hisophisodity (hi-so-fis-so-dit-e) (adj.): on the same social, financial, mental level as your surrounding peers, neighbors, or known associates and swear you are better. 2) stuck up, broke as mutha-fu***.

Ever come across a person that lives close to you that has just as many roaches as you do, yet walk around with their noses up in the air as if their shit don’t stank. Or meet some Mary Kay representatives? Why are people like this? I mean, is anything going to get accomplished any faster if you feel like you are better than me. If this were a movie, you would be the first to die…violently. The crowd would cheer just because you are dead. This is kinda similar to the media's reactions to any terrorist member getting blown the fuck up. Yeah, I look like I can pull Stacey Dash if I wanted to. Yeah, my nails are clean and my feet are pretty. Yet, my shit smells like waste. I am not perfect. I do not protest to be. I just take the time to achieve quality shit out of life and have fun along the way. If a toilet needs to be cleaned, I am not hiring a maid service. Bitch please!!! Now, if you make enough money to do so, then by all means, spend it. Someone does clean toilets for a living. They deserve an opportunity to make money and provide for themselves and their loved ones. But, to the muthafucka that lives in a neighborhood that has three 7/11’s and twelve liquor stores in an 8 sq. mile radius…get real.
You are not better than me, the single mother whose kid still picks their nose at the table, or the garbage man that wishes he had a different route because you are too sorry to tie your own trash bags.